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Post by OutsidR on Apr 20, 2017 15:28:48 GMT -5
What happens when you get scared half to death ... twice?
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Post by OutsidR on Apr 21, 2017 12:22:13 GMT -5
I couldn't fix your brakes ... so I just made your horn louder.
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Post by OutsidR on Apr 22, 2017 12:29:25 GMT -5
Monday is one real awful day to spend 1/7 of your life.
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Post by OutsidR on Apr 24, 2017 16:22:11 GMT -5
Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
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Post by OutsidR on Apr 25, 2017 16:56:28 GMT -5
The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread.
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Post by OutsidR on Apr 28, 2017 15:16:45 GMT -5
Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now :^)
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Post by OutsidR on May 1, 2017 12:10:00 GMT -5
The severity of the itch is proportional to the reach.
Hope you are lov'in the fan fiction ... [/div]
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Post by OutsidR on May 7, 2017 13:21:31 GMT -5
I'm not saying lets go kill all stupid people. I'm just saying lets remove all the warning labels and let the problem work itself out.
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Post by OutsidR on May 8, 2017 10:46:30 GMT -5
I changed my car horn to gunshot sounds, people move out of the way much faster now.
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Post by OutsidR on May 10, 2017 13:13:58 GMT -5
You can tell a lot about a woman's mood just by her hands, if they are holding a gun, then she is probably angry.
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