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Post by OutsidR on May 26, 2017 12:21:41 GMT -5
NEVER! Under any circumstance, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
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Post by OutsidR on May 30, 2017 15:12:50 GMT -5
A balanced diet to me is having a muffin in each hand.
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Post by OutsidR on Jun 1, 2017 12:11:47 GMT -5
Men are from earth, women are from earth, deal with it!
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Post by OutsidR on Jun 2, 2017 13:04:07 GMT -5
If you look like the picture on your passport, you really need the trip.
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Post by OutsidR on Jun 5, 2017 12:49:43 GMT -5
Do you ever notice that bills travel through the mail twice the speed of checks?
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Post by OutsidR on Jun 6, 2017 14:10:04 GMT -5
A conscience is what hurts, when all your other parts feel good.
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Post by OutsidR on Jun 7, 2017 12:57:01 GMT -5
EAT well, stay FIT, die anyway ...
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Post by OutsidR on Jun 8, 2017 11:02:23 GMT -5
Ever think why, opportunities always look bigger and better going than coming?
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Post by OutsidR on Jun 10, 2017 14:51:26 GMT -5
JUNK, is something you kept for years and threw away three weeks before you need it.
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Post by OutsidR on Jun 13, 2017 13:36:55 GMT -5
Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waste change places.
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